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I have started a Tumblr

I mention this because I’ve added it to the bottom of the website on the left next to blog posts. I don’t know if I necessarily recommend following it, since I frankly admit it will mostly be GIFs and photos from random stuff I’m a fan of, including but not limited to Mass Effect, Skyrim, Fallout, Game of Thrones, Community, Firefly, Star Wars, Battlestar Galactica, various book series I love, etc., etc. In summary, a whole lot of SF/fantasy things across various mediums. So your mileage may vary.

It shall be located here: http://alannab6.tumblr.com

Now back to reblogging GIF sets of my Space Boyfriend, Garrus…

This Beloved Book-Banning Nonsense

I’ve been following this story since I saw it a couple of days ago. A Virginia mom wants to ban Toni Morrison’s Beloved from high schools because it supposedly gave her 18-year-old son nightmares. Says Racialicious, “Two of the books Murphy has objected to are by women of color. Both of them are also about the history of white supremacist violence in North America. These things don’t seem like a coincidence.” And I agree.

Look, there is plenty of disturbing crap in the Old White Man canon of high school already. Before I got to Beloved in senior year, I’d already been through Lord of the Flies and The Scarlet Letter, which, I mean, kids murdering each other and women being shunned for having sex. But okay. This woman’s quest reeks of “white people wanting their kids to be sheltered from real stuff.”

Let me tell you about my experience with Beloved in high school. I read it senior year in AP English. I was attending a Catholic high school in upstate New York. My class was taught by a nun and she was good. And I mean, really good. As in, I would later go on to major in English and realize that this was the ONE class I took in high school that ran exactly like my small college English seminars would later run. This teacher was tough and she expected a lot from us. For class we would circle up and she would lead us in discussions which were much more interesting and advanced than anything I was used to.

I’ve always been a reader. But a lot of times I would half-ass the reading for my English classes in high school, mostly because A) I’d usually already read the book three years ago, or B) it wasn’t really my style and I knew how to skim well enough to get through the level of questioning and discussion we would have in class. I could not half-ass Sister Judith’s class. It was probably my first experience with deep analysis of a text. (First of many, as I would go on to double major in English and Philosophy.) And look, Laura Murphy from Virginia, if your son goes to a liberal arts college (the article says he is currently a freshman at UF) or even takes any liberal arts classes, you are doing him a huge disservice here. Because colleges do not give a crap what parents think of the reading. You’re not protecting your child here. What you are doing is preventing him from being prepared for mature discussion of mature material.

And maybe the issue is that this kid needed to grow up. Because, yes, Beloved is about a woman who kills her baby, who then goes on to haunt the entire family. But it’s about the language and shared cultural experiences and deep secrets and learning to forgive yourself and growing up and whether or not you can escape the past and how you reconcile your sense of self with the horrible things that have happened to you. When I read the book, I was mesmerized and immediately in awe of the language, the mix of vernacular and poetry. I knew this was one of the greatest books I would probably ever read. I was seventeen. This book just wrung me out. We watched the movie in class because it had just come out, but for me it didn’t compare because for me the writing is what makes this book amazing.When I finished reading for class, I went back and read it again.

If you read Beloved and all you get is, “Dude, the woman murdered her kid and there was BESTIALITY DUDE,” I’m going to guess that most of what makes this book a modern classic went right over your head. It haunted this 18-year-old kid’s dreams? I mean, are we complaining about this now? Are we supposed to seriously read great works of literature about the most harrowing parts of our history as human beings and not have them haunt our dreams?

You’re reading it wrong.

 

My romance autobuy authors AKA they can do no wrong in my eyes

I am pretty well-read in the Trashy Books genre, but I got to thinking I would make a list of the authors I consider my heavy-hitters. The ones whose new books I MUST read. I love my SF, fantasy, and YA, but for romance I find myself reading mostly historicals. They are like my candy. (The funny thing is, I’m much more into the Victorian era than the Regency but the market being what it is, and me being willing to read anything with long dresses… this list is what it is.) So if anyone is new to romance and looking for my recommendations… here! Here!

They Can Do No Wrong (aka “You just get me!”)

Mary Balogh (Favorite: Slightly Scandalous, Slightly Dangerous, The Notorious Rake. Or… geez, OK, the woman has written like 100 books, how do you pick?)

Tessa Dare (Favorite: A Week to be Wicked)

Loretta Chase (Favorite: Mr. Impossible, because Egypt)

Courtney Milan (Favorite: Proof by Seduction)

Kate Noble (Favorite: Revealed/Follow My Lead)

 

They Can Do Some Occasional Wrong (but I’ll probably buy it anyway)

Miranda Neville

Sarah MacLean

Julia Quinn

Connie Brockway

Laura Lee Guhrke

Carla Kelly

 

New Authors I Really Enjoyed This Year (just for a bonus!)

Juliana Gray

Heather Snow

 

Screenshots as Art

If you’re a PC gamer, you might be familiar with the website Dead End Thrills. If not, it’s still worth a look, especially if you have a 192×1080 monitor and you’re in need of some awesome desktop wallpaper. All the pictures are taken within video games. For some of them he’s using mods, but supposedly no photoshopping.

Here are three from Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. I’m just going to pretend mine looks like that. (Well. It looks pretty amazing. But not this amazing.) Right click to embiggen for maximum awesomeness.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Of course, I’m sitting here going, OK, what kind of PC does this guy have anyway? It’s in his FAQ.

CPU: Intel® Core™ i7-980X Processor Extreme Edition (12M Cache, 3.33 GHz, 6.40 GT/s Intel® QPI)
Videocard: 2x Nvidia GeForce GTX670 (SLI)
RAM: 16gb Corsair Vengeance Low-Profile DDR3 (4gb DIMMs)
Sooooooo basically my PC with a better processor (I have an i5), and a slightly better video card than mine (I have a 580) and oh, that’s right, there are two of them. Sigh. Just when you think your computer is a beast… :-/

I’ve started to replay all three Mass Effect games from the beginning with a new character, so maybe I’ll post some shots of that. They probably will look slightly less awesome than Mr. Thrills’ shots though.

NaNoWriMo planning

I’m already gearing up for National Novel Writing Month. Which, yeah, yeah, trying to be a professional writer, every month should be Novel Writing Month…. True. But I do like doing it when everyone else is doing it. I always either “win” or get 35-40K done, which is still a win in my book since 50,000 words does not equal a whole novel anyway. My “gearing up” includes… uh… basically, writing 1000-2500 words a day. (I just typo-ed 25,000 in there. Heh. I wish.)

The only problem is I’ve been having writing ADD lately, not able to commit to one project. I know, shocking. This is the story of my life. I’ve got 5-6 projects all outlined, some with significant chunks of writing put into them (I am arbitrarily deciding 20K+ counts as significant). I have my urban fantasy starring an orc, which was my NaNoWriMo from last year, that I’m still working on. (I hear urban fantasy is dead. But urban fantasy WITH ORCS cannot possibly be dead because tell me where you’ve seen one. Hmph.) And I have my historical romance. But I can’t do that for NaNo, because it’s too close to being done. (Which you wouldn’t know from the ticker in the sidebar. Uh. I should update that.)

SO. I could either finish that up this month and set it aside for the entirety of November, then put fresh eyes on it for editing later. Or I could continue dabbling in fantasy. I have a whole bunch of ideas I figured I might as well get ironed out so they don’t disappear from my head in case I want to write them later. I for some reason have a morbid fear of this happening. It is probably the reason I do not have a novel published, and the main cause of my writing ADD. I have been on this massive YA fantasy reading binge lately, which is probably influencing my writing habits.

And then I have all these OTHER ideas. Like this story that is like Men in Black set in Victorian London. Which, don’t even get me started on that because first of all, awesome! And second of all, I will want to abandon all plans and write it immediately.

This is why I’m a bad writer. Sigh.

My big list of stuff in books that makes me go ZZZZZZ

Last spring I did a Big List of Stuff I Can’t Resist in Books (Clear Eyes, Full Shelves called this a Sucker List, and maybe I should too), which was oddly specific and didn’t have any meaning or motive except to display my weird reading quirks (suffragettes, thieves, space stations, and Egypt on a list together is like WHAT NOW). Well, I really must have weird taste, because here’s my list of stuff that bores me or turns me off when I see it in a blurb. And I gotta say, a lot of it is pretty popular.

  1. Vampires. I do not give a shit about them. I can’t help it. I just don’t.
  2. Werewolves
  3. Angels and demons (geez, I guess this list explains why I can never get into paranormal romance…
  4. Spies (In historicals. Spies in adventure books about spies are awesome, but spies in historical romances almost invariably suck. They’re usually just an unrealistic attempt to make a badass out of a hero who doesn’t act badass at all or in the correct ways, or to give the book an external enemy or plot. I always think I’m going to like things with spies, then they end up making me mad by being lame.)
  5. Love triangles
  6. YAs with blah dead-looking white girls on the cover. I realize this often has nothing to do with the story that’s inside, but the art style is a real turn-off for me.
  7. Dystopias that exist just to be dystopias. This is mostly a problem in YA. If the author doesn’t bother explaining how or why the society would have gotten to be like that in the first place, I am just going to be like WTF and not buy it.
  8. Fated love. If you know two characters are “meant” to be mates or whatever, then what’s the point?
  9. Books where the heroine is disguised as a boy and the hero is crushing on her before he finds out. I actually like the Disguised-As-A-Boy plot device. But okay. If he’s into her while he still thinks she’s a boy, shouldn’t these guys be sitting down and having a talk about the hero’s sexuality? I mean, more power to them if they do, but a lot of times this is just completely ignored in books. At least the hero should take a paragraph of self-examination to ponder his bisexual tendencies.
  10. Rake and/or badass heroes in historicals who never act remotely badass in the book. We’re just told how bad they used to be before meeting the heroine, while on the actual pages they save kittens and are polite to everyone and never go out partying.
  11. Or really 10.b. Pirates or mercenaries who never actually kill anyone. Your hero is SO dark and edgy. Not. STFU.
  12. Cutesy “historicals” with completely modern plots. Like ones based on reality TV shows or popular romantic comedies or whatever, but with (bonus!) pretty dresses (!!). I will not name names, but there are certain authors who I refuse to read because I can’t stand these.

This list to be updated as I think of more stuff I don’t give a crap about. The best thing is I bet everyone’s are different. I don’t consider books with this stuff automatically bad–they’re just not for me.

 

Whew…. Long Break!

Well, I’m back from my (somewhat unintentional) summer blogging break. I didn’t mean to go that long without saying something. I traveled a lot this summer. And then we wrapped the whole thing up the week before Labor Day with a little storm called Hurricane Isaac. I didn’t have power at my house for 6 days.

Yeah. It sucked.

I do plan on using this blog to talk more about writing/reading stuff. I re-worked two of my WIPs this summer. This involved outlining as well as reading lots of stuff on plot structure. My mileage kind of varies when it comes to that stuff. Sometimes it’s incredibly helpful, sometimes not. In particular I got into detail on the traditional mystery structure. I’m not writing a mystery, but it occurred to me I could benefit from that because my urban fantasy has a mystery in it. I literally sat down with a glass of wine and an outline and banged the whole thing out, finally coming up with a synopsis I’m okay with.

Aaaaand with that done, I’m back at work on my Gilded Age historical. I cheated on it with a couple of other projects, but I swear I’m done with that now. (Maybe if I type it out here, it will somehow magically become true….?)

I’m in New York

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We checked out the fireworks last night, walked all around Central Park today, and tomorrow we get on the train out to the end of Long Island for a wedding. This picture is of sunset over the Hudson River before the fireworks started.

I think in another life I moved here after college….and loved it.

More Places I’ve Been (Links Roundup)

I’ve got a couple of guest blogs and interviews that went up over the weekend/yesterday. Go check them out!

I’m on Daily Dose of Decadence talking about writing and video games.

At Bee-Yond Midnight I’m sharing my writing process.

And at The Book Imp, why I love science fiction and 6 of my favorite SF universes.

Annnnndddd… I think that’s about it! If you read my twitter, you’ll know I am currently busy wallowing in misery over finally having played the end of Mass Effect 3. I swear I haven’t felt this bummed out since Harry Potter book 7 came out. I hate when things I love are over. So please feel free to send cookies or cheer during this time of mourning.

 

 

Unsecure Connection Link Roundup

I have a few interviews and guest blogs floating around out there, so here they are in one place if you’re interested. There will be a few more coming up this weekend, so I’ll update with the links soon! I am giving away a free copy of Unsecure Connection to a random commenter, so go ahead and leave your email–any blog!

 

21st May http://www.faridamestek.blogspot.com

22nd May http://www.taralain.com/blog.html

23rd May http://desmondhaas.com/

24th May http://honeybeeauthors.blogspot.co.uk/

 

Guys! I’m on Amazon!

Alanna (apparently) listens to The Chronic and ignores the 629 unread items in her RSS reader while geekily screenshotting her first appearance on Amazon

I feel like kind of a big deal now. Well, not really. I know anyone can put a book on Amazon. But this one is my novella. And it is cool.

And you can go see for yourself right here!

 

Unsecure Connection: First Scene

In honor of this (finally!) releasing on Friday, enjoy the first half of the first chapter of the story. In other words, the first scene. In which our intrepid heroine is hacking a database. But UNBEKNOWNST TO HER she is being stalked by our determined hero.

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Dark city.

Night had fallen on Tarrytown, at the far north end of the urban sprawl that had once been known as Manhattan. Here, where the vacant hulks of old buildings crumbled and moisture dripped from the shadowy rusted beams. Where the city moldered and you could see the fires burning in barrels in the very lowest levels where people camped. Those who lived here were the people the corporations forgot, as they gradually consolidated and closed up the buildings and moved south. It was the sort of neighborhood that smelled like wet metal and Chinese food. No one looked each other in the eye. Heads down, they skirted the boarded-up buildings. You wouldn’t even know if interspace gangsters and illegal tech vendors and credit scammers passed you in the street. You wouldn’t know them if they were your next-door neighbor.

Riley Janecek, in her drafty loft on the third level, wasn’t interested in any of it. She leaned back in her chair, wearing a pair of goggles that emitted a blue glow. Her fingers moved in the air in front of her, ghostly pale and blue in the light, typing words on a keyboard that didn’t exist.

But that wasn’t strictly true. It existed to her, when she had the goggles on, anyway. It was a virtual keyboard interface. Moving through chunks of code and pages and pages of data, her fingers flitted at a speed she barely noticed. She was deep in SpectreTek’s private corporate database. There were massive amounts of data, too much for a human to sort through in a lifetime of lifetimes. She had three worms working for her, which she monitored through the data stream that sat off to the side, to the left of her vision.

Her earpiece pinged, one of the alarms she’d set. She sketched her fingers across the empty air and pulled up the list of results. She’d set the worm to scan for a certain set of keywords. Boom. There it is. Her eyes skimmed the data, verifying the highlighted words.

Her lips cracked into an involuntary grin. She had it! Twenty-eight minutes deep in the system and she hadn’t triggered anything. Her security workaround had really done it this time. She tapped to begin downloading the passwords to her personal system. Her client would be pleased. Like, twenty thousand dollars worth of pleased.

That was a whole hell of a lot of pleased. She could get another implant. Or she could get some furniture. Riley set her goggles to transparent view to see her dingy apartment while monitoring the data download on the right side of her vision. The numbers, set to a shade of green that she had decided through trial and error was the least tough on her eyes, cascaded over her actual surroundings. Twenty thousand, Riley mused, could get a bed frame instead of a futon. A stove instead of a hot plate. It could also get some heat in here. She shifted in her chair and rubbed the gooseflesh on her thin arms.

The loft still resembled the warehouse it had once been, with tall ceilings that rose up, stark and undecorated above her rickety shelves of computer equipment, and light bulbs that hung bare. Twenty thousand could keep you in noodles and coffee for a long time, Riley thought, as she glanced over the mess of mismatched, half-empty dishware on her desk.

No, definitely the implant. Maybe some new designer accessories for her avatar. She never met clients in real life. What did it matter that there were holes in your jeans, when you were queen of the virtual fucking city? Her penthouse in interspace was lavish, and that was what people saw, not this dump. Her avatar had a level of expensive customization that made people jealous. Yeah, she could fix up this shithole of a loft, if she was ever here.

Riley checked the numbers on her display. The download was at 59 percent. She sighed, sick of looking at her apartment, and tapped over into full view. Watching a data dump scroll across her screen wasn’t exactly exciting, but it made a better impression than four-day-old coffee with something green growing on top of it. She could stop her worms—that was something she could do while she was waiting. She didn’t need them anymore, and two of them were still scanning. She lifted her hands to type the commands.

And then she saw it.

Something moved. Something changed. She examined the numbers, skimming the lines composed of tiny pieces of data. She checked the connection, which was through a backdoor she had created. One that only she, therefore, should know about. Someone was in the system with her.

“Fuck,” she spat, fingers moving in a flurry.

Was it a security protocol or a human? Riley bit her lip. None of her alarms had been triggered. She couldn’t say how she knew there was someone following her, prodding through bits of code, pulling up and discarding sections of the database. It was opening the sections of the system she’d just been in and ignoring the others. Maybe even checking to see what had been changed. A script? No, that wasn’t it. Again, she felt certain of this. It was jumping around in a haphazard way.

It wasn’t anything she could see, exactly. It was…a presence. She wasn’t alone.

Shit. If it was SpectreTek, why hadn’t they jumped on her before? Thirty-two minutes her security workaround had performed fine, and then…what? It just stopped? She ground her teeth together. What if it was a competitor? Someone trying to undercut her, steal her work? Every hacker had rivals. She checked her download, her heart thumping and her blood singing with adrenaline. 76 percent.

Her fingers twitched and flexed. She hated feeling helpless. She hated this. Think, think, think. She called up the files that had been most recently scanned. How was it following her? What was it doing? The other person in the system must have latched onto her worms somehow. He or she was pulling all the same data she’d just been pulling. But, she realized with a smug grin, the other person was doing it manually. That was why his movement through the system hadn’t looked methodical, like her worms.

Which meant he was going a lot slower. Which meant she had time.

She tapped her foot on the floor as the download reached 80 percent, then 90. The numbers seemed to slow to an almost unbearable pace. Everything depended on what the other person in the system wanted to do. Get her data to the client before she could?

Her lips curled. She had a huge head start. She could log onto interspace and make the transfer as soon as the download was at 100 percent. The other person would have to locate the passwords, then wait for his own download and rely on Riley being too lazy to contact the client right away. But what if the person meant to sabotage her? Wanted to interrupt her download?

97 percent. She could almost breathe. Beads of sweat rose on her skin. Her fingers flexed. She held them poised, ready, at the back of her neck. 98 percent. Her fingertips touched cold metal, hovering over the catch.

100 percent. Download complete. She seized the thick cord that protruded from her neck, twisted it, and yanked. It slid from its metal-lined jack, and she exhaled as her interface lost contact with the network and blinked away.